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La bicicleta es un medio de movilidad urbana casi casi perfecta, si consideras espacio, velocidad, emisiones de CO2, costos… En cualquier aspecto a considerar, menos uno: la bicicleta es individual. Puede andar solo una persona en una bicicleta. Para que anden dos personas, se necesitan dos bicicletas, no se da ese juego de Don Francisco en que metía a 35 personas en un Fiat 600 (y todos guatones!).
La tecnología, los alemanes y los chinos tratan de mejorar esto. Primero las tándem, luego llegaron las sillas pal cabro chico en la parrilla, y más seguro: los carros de arrastre, pero en los últimos años han salido las más pulentísimas bicis, las cargo o más gringo: las bullit (los europians hacen carreras en ellas, las mismas que acá creyéndose de ciclista repartidor de Nueva York que andan en piñón fijo y no hay leyes para ellos, y son malos y no creen en el sistema, y el freno es muerte… y weas… ellos las hacen en bullit y portándose bien…).

Pero me estoy yendo por las ramas. Enfoquémonos. Voy a ser como que tú, el que lees, eres el Rumpy (o si eres más viejo/facho el Pablo Aguilera), y les voy a contar mi “problema”. Mi pareja no anda en bici, y yo no tengo una tandem ni una bullit… no la puedo subir al fierro de la bici.
Ella me dice que sabe pero no se atreve… pero yo no le creo :P! Debe ser para que no le haga bulling o la mande a aprender con las Macleta.

Cuando nos conocimos yo llegue en mi chancha y ella en metro. Después, como un furioso Romeo, la fuimos a dejar caminando. Yo con la negra (QEPD) la acompañamos.
Desde ese momento comprendió que nuestra relación no iba a ser normal, no era de dos. Era de a tres. Así que siempre fue de tres. Y como es una relación de a tres salimos los tres, Ella en metro y nosotros pedaleando.
Alguna vez fuimos los tres a una marcha, debió ser una de las más lindas postales de esa marcha vernos a los tres corriendo de los pacos.

Para mí la bicicleta es una herramienta política, por eso nunca me separo de ella. Yo me expreso por ella. Así que no se puede atrever a decirme “yo o la bicicleta”, no es algo que esté dispuesto a ceder y en verdad no sé lo que ella opina de nuestra relación de a tres. Desde fuera de nuestra relación, obviamente escucho críticas, que no me importan. Claro que si fuéramos cuatro no habría tensión al momento de salir, esa que se genera cuando ella se va sola en metro y nosotros nos vamos pedaleando.
No soy el macho alfa, peludo, machista y protector (aunque hablando en serio, no soy ni alfa, soy lampiño, feminista e incapaz de defenderme a mí mismo, mucho menos a un tercero), pero solo para este caso me gustaría serlo… Entonces, si no podemos salir caminando, prefiero que no salgamos.

About The Author

Paulo Jaramillo

Peaton cojo, pedalero de calle, Freddy Turbina es mi copiloto, la Fili es mi perra, la Bici es mi instrumento político.

¡Comenta!